Age: 17 years 5 months 11 days

I hung out with redacted, redacted, and redacted today for one last time before redacted goes back to LA. And redacted told me the best story so I have to write it down before I forget.

It was the fourth or fifth day of school and redacted was as tired as ever. They went to first hour with [redacted teacher] but couldn’t keep their eyes open. And during their lecture, they just happened to doze off. In their dozing state they heard the buzz of the crowd and thought that they heard people packing up their backpacks. So they, not thinking too hard about it, packed up their bags and slept-walked out of the class. Several freshmen followed them thinking possibly that since they were an upperclassman they knew what they were doing. In the meantime [redacted teacher] had been lecturing their class. Shocked to see their students walk out of the class they stalled for a moment but regained their whereabouts and went after redacted.

“[Redacted name]!” They exclaimed

Suddenly the buzz of the crowd redacted had previously heard stop and they awoke to find themselves alone and in the middle of the hallway.

“Hmmm, um… Yes?” They replied

“Um… Did the bell ring?”

“No!”

“Oh”

So they made their way back to class only to find 20 minutes left in the hour and gobs of freshmen laughing at them. They also received a letter from [redacted teacher] about leading susceptible freshman awry.

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